One Direction's Clothes

• Niall:

  dresses like normal teenage boy

• Liam:

  dresses like a normal teenage boy

• Zayn:

  dresses like gay jock

• Harry:

  dresses like gay professor

• Louis:

  dresses like gay sailor

• One Direction:

  Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.

• Me:

  Okay, you're a screwed up mess.

• One Direction:

  That I never listen.

• Me:

  You never listen.

• One Direction:

  Tell me you don't want my kiss.

• Me:

  Whoa, hold the fuck up.